Well, the solution is to, instead, go in early spring to your local playground, in the rain. No crowds, no queues, and no sick-making-you-feel-rollercoasters! Horray!
And the rides are amazing too! Take Ana for instance, dressed in her all-in-one puddlesuit, climbing a big, big, wet, wet slide, sitting at the top of the slide, and then, think, "no-friction" and, less than a millisecond later, she is at the bottom of the slide, flying through the air, before landing rather with a bump a meter or two beyond the end of the slide.
Shortly after this event, Papa turned up and there were no more such misdemeanors.

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